TOUGHEN UP AMERICA

WHERE LIBERTY AND COMEDY MEET

SUPREMELY GAY

Since the Supreme Court is forcing same sex marriage down our throats, we decided to make some money on it...


(The show does involve Vegas, cocaine and bestiality .)

TRANSOMERICA

Apparently in America, you can self identify as ANYTHING. Welcome to "Transomerica"......

(America is at Mental Illness Level 10.)

THE SNYDER SHOW: PC POLICE GONE WILD!


Join Mr. Snyder as he goes psychotic on The Baby Boomer Generation, Political Correctness and Dumb Americans.


(He's off his medication, folks.)

THE TICKET

In this week's episode of The Ticket, Monty tries to wake up America and fails miserably.

(How far down the shit box has America gone? He explains.)

AMERICA:
DESTROYED BY DESIGN


America is in the shithouse! We didnt get there by happenstance. It was by design folks. Join Mr. Snyder and The Monty as they explain why America is in decline.

(Al Gore shit in his pants when he heard this.)


VOICEMAIL FOR AMERICA

Mr. Snyder skips town and leaves Monty alone with no money.



("The Odd Couple" would be proud of these psychos.)



GANGS OF AMERICA

We trace the roots of America's gang culture and explain why we have gangs and how to avoid getting sexually assaulted.  


(The Gangs in America are our second line of defense against Agenda 21.)



COMEDY WARS

We can be funny too! We explain why freedom-loving comedians are truly better than the left's propaganda comedians.


(John Stewart cried when he heard this.)

THE WIZ

Barry Hussein Obama has become "The Wiz." He's ruling like a dictator. This week's episode, we expose him!

(We tried warning you in 2008....)

TUA GOES TO BALTIMORE!


Join Mr. Snyder and The Monty as they travel to Baltimore to join in the race riots!

(Al Sharpton still loves us.)
DAWN OF THE ISTS & ISMS

We take on the new fad sweeping America: "The Ists and the Isms" that have destroyed our language.


(Only racists, islamophobes, homophobes, christianist, jerks listen to this show.)
WEAKEN UP AMERICA

Mr. Snyder and The Monty "American Sniper" two impostors that are trying to Weaken Up America.

(Monty is not allowed to hire anyone else, ever again.)
THE DEEP DARK DEPRESSION

If politics and current events have you down in the shitbox, then this podcast will make you feel even worse.



(We do not recommend or endorse any suicidal thoughts that you might experience from listening to this week's show.)


PEE WEE's PRESIDENTIAL PREVIEW

Mr. Snyder and The Monty sort out the 2016 Presidential lineup in their new Pee Wee studio.

(No black cowboys were harmed during this recording.)
TOP 10 Super Jews!

We offer our Top 10 Super Jews to help save Israel!

(Bacon will be used to unite the Jews and Muslims.)
ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT HILLARY CLINTON

Mr. Snyder and The Monty get attacked by a 50 foot tall Hillary Clinton...

 (And she did in fact sit and spin on the Hollywood Sign.)
America has hit the iceberg... We're just enjoying the show now!!!  

(We like to watch.)


THE GREAT AMERICAN APOLOGY

We list our top ten apologies to the World for America's failures.


 (No midgets were harmed during the recording of this podcast...)

FIFTY SHADES OF AMERICA

We welcome the famous celebrity Dominatrix "Sado Sam" into our Hollywood Studio to discuss America's obsession with being dominated.


(America likes to hurt themselves by electing the same politicians over and over! We discuss America's logic with domination and submission.)
TUA BECOMES BRUCE JENNER

Bruce Jenner stole our thunder. Toughen Up America goes under the knife to experience life as a women.


(Yes, there was crying and Brian Williams sexual innuendoes.)

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

According to the "always diligent" and "never bias" media, everything is currently awesome thanks to King Obama.

(Anything bad is still Bush's fault.)
SUPER BOWL WITH MR. SNYDER


Mr. Snyder attends The Super Bowl.


 (Without a ticket.)

If you don't think Selma is the best picture of the year you are racist... Apparently.

(MLK didn't see things this way...)
TUA GOES MUHAMMAD

Two wars, 9/11 & Bacon. Toughen Up America officially Goes Full Muhammad.


 (Post this poster wherever you can.)
BOEHNER MUST GO!

We offer our top 7 Candidates to replace the House Speaker, John "The Boner" Boehner.

(Another establishment, blue-blood, rino hack that the Republicans love, MUST GO!)
CARETAKERS OF THE CONSTITUTION

Mr. Snyder and The Monty travel to Detroit in order to save the U.S. Constitution.

(Yes...We do us movie references on our podcast.)
TOUGH U.

Mr. Snyder and The Monty start a new College of Re-Re-Education! Drinking, Sex and Freedom of Thought are all Encouraged!

(Yes, we did include the "Pepsi Crystal Clear Executives" as a part of our new University...)
A FAR RIGHT 
THANKSGIVING


Mr. Snyder and The Monty go on a Pilgrimage into the dark woods in an attempt to find a Charlie Sheen Thanksgiving Party.


(HINT: They find Far Right Rick...)
NIGHT AT THE OBAMANEUM

Mr. Snyder & The Monty get trapped in a Museum set to open in 2016: "The Obamaneum!" Will they make it out alive? Can they find Obama's REAL Birth Certificate?

(Wait until you folks see what Obama has in store for you...)
PART-TIME GOVERNMENT BLOW JOBS

Now that the republicans are in power we figured we could finally get incredibly easy high paying government jobs... We were wrong!

(Damn us for being honest and hard working!!!)
AMERICA:
IMAGINE THE WORLD WITHOUT HER


Enjoy our heartfelt review of this new American classic.

(SPOILER ALERT: This film has no twist at the end like other M. Night Shyamalan movies.)
DR. GINA GETS TOUGH

The Toughen Up America crew joins the lovely Dr. Gina Loudon and discusses the tyranny of political correctness.

(IF the NSA wasn't watching us before, they are now.)

DRIVE BY EMAIL

This email was so bad we had to share it with you.
 


(Yeah, it's from a Democrat fascist nutjob.)



NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!

Please enjoy this exclusive video that shows how are president (lol) treats the constitution.


(Leftist discretion is advised!)



TOUGHEN UP AMERICA'S

PODCAST
"Supremely Gay"
"Transomerica"
"The Snyder Show :PC Police"
"The Ticket: Pay Attention"
"America: Destroyed By Design"
"Voicemail for America"
"Gangs of America"
"Comedy Wars"
"The Wiz"
"Baltimore Race Riots"
"Dawn of the Ists & Isms"
"Weaken Up America"
"Deep Dark Depression"
"Pee Wee's Presidential Preview"
"Top 10 Super Jews"
"50 Foot Hillary Clinton"

"Turning The Titanic"
"Great American Apology"
"Fifty Shades of America"

"Being Bruce Jenner"
"Everything Awesome"
"Snyder's Super Bowl"
"Obama at 50%"
"Oscars For All"
"Going Full Muhammad"
"Bye, Bye Boehner"
"Happy New Year!"
"Caretakers of the Constitution"
"TOUGH U."
"A Far Right Thanksgiving"
"The Obamaneum"
"Blow Jobs"
"Erection Awards"
"Red Virus"
"Obamaland"
"Ebola October"
"Eric Holder"
"Stop It Already"
"Immigration Truth"
"Way to go Joe"
"Stupid is Stupid"
"American Memory"
"Foley Tragedy"
"Race & Midgets"
"Miserable Failure"
"Speed for Dreamers"
"Hotel FEMA Camp"
"Sheila Jackson"
"Suicide Note"
"People Are Stupid"
"Generation Suck Ass"
"Christmas 2013"
"Far Right Rick Forever"
"Very Scary America"
"Indentured Students"
"Duck Dynasty"
"The Racist Bunch"
"Polygamy Pride"
"Fantasy Team 2013"
"Re-Education"
"Squaring"
"The Conversion"
"TUA Goes Gay"
"The American Mess"
"The Obamalypse"
"Far Right Rick Rises"
"Far Right Rick Return"
"Far Right Rick"
"Wussies & Terrorists"
"The T-Team"
"Bend Over America"
"A Very Tough X-mas"
"Night before Obama"
"The Fiscal Cliff"
"Game Plan"
"Obama Wins...Shit"
"Dance Party"
"Final Countdown"
"Mad Muslims"
"Expendables 2"
"Really Harry"
"Chris Hayes Kiss It"
"Subsidize This"
"Government Rubbers"
"State of Delusion"
"Break Time Obama"
"Jobs Speech"
"2012 Fantasy Team"
WE'RE FURIOUS
and it's funny as hell

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