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NEW EPISODES
TOUGH GUYS:
THE REAL COCKUS



Mr. Snyder and The Monty piece together the Iowa Caucuses with the real American Cockuses...

 (Come listen to our Cockuses...)
THE SNYDER SHOW:
THE WAR ON MEN


Mr. Snyder exposes the real war on men using political correctness.

(Liberals cried after listening to this show.)


TOUGH GUYS: ASSHOLE INSURANCE

Mr. Snyder and The Monty want to offer you coverage on shit that might go wrong in your life.

(Being an asshole is also covered under our new insurance policies.)
ALL OUT AMY:
DON'T VOTE DEMOCRAT


Amy explains why voting Democrat is like self mutilation.

(No fellas, she's taken.)
TOUGH GUYS:
TOP 10 2016 MOMENTS


Mr. Snyder and The Monty discuss the Top 10 things that will happen in 2016.


(Macaroni and Cheese is a part of this list...)
THE TICKET:
STAR WARS & 2015 SUCKED



The Monty explains why 2015 sucked hairy balls and why Star Wars was even worse.

(He was fully aroused during this podcast.)
ALL OUT AMY:
MERRY X-YEAR!

Join Amy as she finishes off the year on a furious note!

(She has a Radical Muslim chained in her basement for amusement.)
TOUGH GUYS:
CHRISTMAS IN SYRIA



It's that time of year again. Join Mr. Snyder and The Monty as they pack up a sleigh full of "goodies" and deliver them to Isis in Syria.

(Dave the Itern WAS harmed during the taping of this broadcast)
THE SNYDER SHOW:
A VERY FURIOUS CHRISTMAS


Mr. Snyder is PISSED OFF at the assault on Christmas....And he's gonna let you know about it.



(A blood pressure check is needed for Mr. Snyder.)
TOUGH GUYS:
GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!


Mr. Snyder and The Monty turn in their guns for money....And then buy new guns!

(We will never be unarmed. Do you understand?)

ALL OUT AMY:
TAKES  ON TERRORISM


Amy takes the goat-fucking Jihadi's head on in her latest podcast!

(Amy wore a see-through burka during this show.)
ALL OUT AMY:
INSANE AMERICA


Amy explains why America has gone insane and why we need to arm ourselves and prepare to take down Islam.


(We endorse Amy and helping her with her hobby of arming all Americans
.)


TOUGH GUYS:
AMERICA INFECTED


We offer a moment of silence for Charlie Sheen and America's infection.



("Isis is to HIV" as "America is to infected.")



THE SNYDER SHOW:
THANKSGIVING FUCKSGIVING


Mr. Snyder attacks the Thanksgiving PC Police.


(If you're not paying attention yet, Mr. Snyder will help you.)


ALL OUT AMY:
IS PISSED OFF


Amy is PISSED OFF about what is occurring in our country.

(She is armed, dangerous and sassy.)


TOUGH GUYS:
POOP SWASTIKA


Mr. Snyder and The Monty head to The University of "Misery" to protest the Poop Swastika protesters!

(They did purchase beer for underage Freshmen and Sophomores.)
THE SNYDER SHOW:
SEX TALK


Mr. Snyder gets down and dirty as he explains the PC Sex Police.


(It's  a miracle this man has not been sexually assaulted.)
DONALD TRUMP
LIVE IN ILLINOIS

The Monty attends a Donald Trump rally LIVE in Springfield Illinois!

(He was not asked to leave when he yelled "Freebird!")

ALL OUT AMY:
BLOWS YOU..... AWAY

Amy explains why we all need guns! And our freedom!


(Amy can out shoot any man in Boston.... Period.)


TOUGH GUYS:
MANIPULATION NATION


We explain how the Media, Academia and Hollywood are screwing us all!

(In other news: Water is Wet...)
THE TICKET:
OBAMA'S MIGRANTS


The Monty explains the invasion taking place in America.

(Too bad we can't be invaded by 6'0" busty blond nymphomaniacs from outer space.)
ALL OUT AMY:
POLITICAL ORGASM

Amy is not too happy with politicians or politics. In fact, she explains what a political orgasm is!



(Please stop emailing us dick pics, fellas...)


TOUGH GUYS:
HALLOWEEN 2015

Mr. Snyder and The Monty get clues to attend a secret Halloween Party with some of their old friends...

 (A lesbian makeout session is included in this podcast. Listener discretion is advised.)
THE SNYDER SHOW:
GET ANGRY AND RESIST!

Mr. Snyder encourages all out resistance against the Nazi, Control Freak, Democrats.


 (Civil disobedience folks....Civil.)


THEY'RE BAAACK!
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TRANSTYRRANY


Amy explains the difference between boys, girls and trannies.

(Hint: If you're a female Democrat and a male Democrat, there's not much of a difference
.)


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ARCHIVE

"Tough Guys: Cockus"
"Snyder Show: Man War"
"Tough Guys: Insurance"
"Amy: Democrats"
"Tough Guys: Top 10"
"Ticket: 2015 Sucked"
"Amy:X-Year"
"Tough Guys: Syria X-Mas"

"Snyder Show: X-Mas"
"Tough Guys: Guns!"
"Amy: Jihad"
"Amy: Insanity"
"Tough Guys: Infected"
"Snyder Show: Giving"
"Amy: Pissed Off"
"Donald Trump: Live!"
"Tough Guys: Poop Nazi"
"Snyder Show: Sex Talk"
"All Out Amy: Blow You"
"Tough Guys: Manipulate"
"All Out Amy: P-Orgasm"
"The Ticket: Invasion"
"Tough Guys: Halloween"
"Snyder Show: Resist"
"Tough Guys: Cosbied"
"All Out Amy: Trans"
"Snyder Show: D & S"
"The Ticket: CNN"
"Tough Guys: Pol Porn"
"All Out Amy: Hillary"
"Snyder Show: Nazis"
"The Ticket: Freedom"
"Bye Bye Boehner"
"GOP Debate"
"Breaking Border"
"Obama Lives"
"Snyder Show: Baby Boomers"
"Live at the GOP Debate!"
"Snyder Show: New USA"
"Inside Donald Trump"
"Ban This!"
"Snyder Show: Crazy USA"
"The Ticket: Donald T."
"Supremely Gay"
"Transomerica"
"Snyder Show: PC Police"
"The Ticket: Pay Attention"
"America: Destroyed"
"Voicemail for America"
"Gangs of America"
"Comedy Wars"
"The Wiz"
"Baltimore Race Riots"
"Dawn of the Ists & Isms"
"Weaken Up America"
"Deep Dark Depression"
"Pee Wee's President"
"Top 10 Super Jews"
"50 Foot Hillary Clinton"

"Turning The Titanic"
"Great American Apology"
"Fifty Shades of America"

"Being Bruce Jenner"
"Everything Awesome"
"Snyder Show: SB49"
"Obama at 50%"
"Oscars For All"
"Going Full Muhammad"
"Bye, Bye Boehner"
"Happy New Year!"
"Constitution Caretakers"
"TOUGH U."
"A Far Right Thanksgiving"
"The Obamaneum"
"Blow Jobs"
"Erection Awards"
"Red Virus"
"Obamaland"
"Ebola October"
"Eric Holder"
"Stop It Already"
"Immigration Truth"
"Way to go Joe"
"Stupid is Stupid"
"American Memory"
"Foley Tragedy"
"Race & Midgets"
"Miserable Failure"
"Speed for Dreamers"
"Hotel FEMA Camp"
"Sheila Jackson"
"Suicide Note"
"People Are Stupid"
"Generation Suck Ass"
"Christmas 2013"
"Far Right Rick Forever"
"Very Scary America"
"Indentured Students"
"Duck Dynasty"
"The Racist Bunch"
"Polygamy Pride"
"Fantasy Team 2013"
"Re-Education"
"Squaring"
"The Conversion"
"TUA Goes Gay"
"The American Mess"
"The Obamalypse"
"Far Right Rick Rises"
"Far Right Rick Return"
"Far Right Rick"
"Wussies & Terrorists"
"The T-Team"
"Bend Over America"
"A Very Tough X-mas"
"Night before Obama"
"The Fiscal Cliff"
"Game Plan"
"Obama Wins...Shit"
"Dance Party"
"Final Countdown"
"Mad Muslims"
"Expendables 2"
"Really Harry"
"Chris Hayes Kiss It"
"Subsidize This"
"Government Rubbers"
"State of Delusion"
"Break Time Obama"
"Jobs Speech"
"2012 Fantasy Team"