Toughen Up America
TOUGHEN UP AMERICA
WHERE LIBERTY AND COMEDY MEET
In another politically correct, social engineering attack on the First Amendment, Sheryl "I Need To Get Laid" Sandberg wants to ban the word, "Bossy."
(Let's ban the word "Bossy" and replace it with, "Nagging!")
Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell attacks Libertarians, Conservatives, Constitutionalists and Freedom-Loving Americans.
(Will you fuckers from Kentucky vote this bastard out of office already?)
California Democrats want a constitutional amendment declaring that colleges and universities should consider race ad sex when selecting students for admission.
(MLK called and he's PISSED OFF at these Democrats.)
The leftist, authoritarian control freaks, are now claiming that Harold Ramis and his classic, comedy film, 'Animal House' is "RACIST."
(Animal House is to "Racist" as Obama is to "Patriot.")
POT & KETTLE
1.) They vote for tax increases. 2.) They vote for leftist politicians. 3.) They welcome regulations. 4.) Now they complain that Hollywood California is failing and need a tax break?
Dick Cheney took time from jumpstarting his newest heart to call Obama, "weak."
(No shit, Dick. Welcome to the party, pal.)
THE RACIAL DRAFT!
MSNBC holds a "racial draft!".
(We love this! The cat is let out of the bag again at MSNBC! But, we already knew that.)
In an effort to understand the crazy nutjob Muslim Fundamentalists the TUA Crew converts to Islam.
(Our "Bacon of The Month" club membership did not go over well.)
Disney launches a crowd-controlled, spy network at their Amusement parks.
(Disney does the NSA dirty work and you're paying for it.)
A boy gets suspended from school for pointing his finger like a gun.
(This is a good example of why this website exists.)
The New York Times blames Piers Morgan's departure from CNN on American's inability to deal with a British accent.
(It has nothing to do with his anti-Second Amendment position.)
Bret Easton-Ellis mocks the Millennial generation and defines them as "Generation Wuss."
(We salute Mr. Easton-Ellis. We have sent him a male prostitute for speaking the truth.)
GLOBAL WARMING BULLSHIT
Penn & Teller tackle the global warming hoax.
(If you believe in global warming, maybe The Boogeyman can sell you some snake oil.)
A school's "Straight A Student Event" offended student's who didn't get straight A's.
(If you or your kid was offended by this, then please seek psychiatric help.)
Berkeley students must tweet about the propaganda of "Islamaphobia" in order to pass a course.
(Would any of the feminists at Berkeley ever attack Islam for how they treat women? Would any of the gays at Berkeley ever attack Islam for how they treat gays? NOPE. #Hypocrisy)
TOUGHEN UP AMERICA'S
"People Are Stupid"
"Generation Suck Ass"
"Far Right Rick Forever"
"Very Scary America"
"The Racist Bunch"
"Fantasy Team 2013"
"TUA Goes Gay"
"The American Mess"
"Far Right Rick Rises"
"Far Right Rick Return"
"Far Right Rick"
"Wussies & Terrorists"
"Bend Over America"
"A Very Tough X-mas"
"Night before Obama"
"The Fiscal Cliff"
"Chris Hayes Kiss It"
"State of Delusion"
"Break Time Obama"
"2012 Fantasy Team"
and it's funny as hell