TOUGHEN UP AMERICA

WHERE LIBERTY AND COMEDY MEET

PEE WEE's PRESIDENTIAL PREVIEW

Mr. Snyder and The Monty sort out the 2016 Presidential lineup in their new Pee Wee studio.

(No black cowboys were harmed during this recording.)
TOP 10 Super Jews!

We offer our Top 10 Super Jews to help save Israel!

(Bacon will be used to unite the Jews and Muslims.)
ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT HILLARY CLINTON

Mr. Snyder and The Monty get attacked by a 50 foot tall Hillary Clinton...

 (And she did in fact sit and spin on the Hollywood Sign.)
America has hit the iceberg... We're just enjoying the show now!!!  

(We like to watch.)


THE GREAT AMERICAN APOLOGY

We list our top ten apologies to the World for America's failures.


 (No midgets were harmed during the recording of this podcast...)

FIFTY SHADES OF AMERICA

We welcome the famous celebrity Dominatrix "Sado Sam" into our Hollywood Studio to discuss America's obsession with being dominated.


(America likes to hurt themselves by electing the same politicians over and over! We discuss America's logic with domination and submission.)
TUA BECOMES BRUCE JENNER

Bruce Jenner stole our thunder. Toughen Up America goes under the knife to experience life as a women.


(Yes, there was crying and Brian Williams sexual innuendoes.)

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

According to the "always diligent" and "never bias" media, everything is currently awesome thanks to King Obama.

(Anything bad is still Bush's fault.)
SUPER BOWL WITH MR. SNYDER


Mr. Snyder attends The Super Bowl.


 (Without a ticket.)
THE TICKET

Join Monty as he explains why Obama has a 50% approval rating.


(Guess what??? We're screwed.)

If you don't think Selma is the best picture of the year you are racist... Apparently.

(MLK didn't see things this way...)
TUA GOES MUHAMMAD

Two wars, 9/11 & Bacon. Toughen Up America officially Goes Full Muhammad.


 (Post this poster wherever you can.)
BOEHNER MUST GO!

We offer our top 7 Candidates to replace the House Speaker, John "The Boner" Boehner.

(Another establishment, blue-blood, rino hack that the Republicans love, MUST GO!)
CARETAKERS OF THE CONSTITUTION

Mr. Snyder and The Monty travel to Detroit in order to save the U.S. Constitution.

(Yes...We do us movie references on our podcast.)
TOUGH U.

Mr. Snyder and The Monty start a new College of Re-Re-Education! Drinking, Sex and Freedom of Thought are all Encouraged!

(Yes, we did include the "Pepsi Crystal Clear Executives" as a part of our new University...)
A FAR RIGHT 
THANKSGIVING


Mr. Snyder and The Monty go on a Pilgrimage into the dark woods in an attempt to find a Charlie Sheen Thanksgiving Party.


(HINT: They find Far Right Rick...)
NIGHT AT THE OBAMANEUM

Mr. Snyder & The Monty get trapped in a Museum set to open in 2016: "The Obamaneum!" Will they make it out alive? Can they find Obama's REAL Birth Certificate?

(Wait until you folks see what Obama has in store for you...)
PART-TIME GOVERNMENT BLOW JOBS

Now that the republicans are in power we figured we could finally get incredibly easy high paying government jobs... We were wrong!

(Damn us for being honest and hard working!!!)
GAY MARRIAGE

Gay marriage may be in the news again, but it isn't popular with all gays.



(Aren't we TRILLIONS of dollars in debt?)


AMERICA:
IMAGINE THE WORLD WITHOUT HER


Enjoy our heartfelt review of this new American classic.

(SPOILER ALERT: This film has no twist at the end like other M. Night Shyamalan movies.)
DR. GINA GETS TOUGH

The Toughen Up America crew joins the lovely Dr. Gina Loudon and discusses the tyranny of political correctness.

(IF the NSA wasn't watching us before, they are now.)

CELEBRITY GUEST HOST TRYOUTS!

They tried, but they're not quite ready yet!

DRIVE BY EMAIL

This email was so bad we had to share it with you.
 


(Yeah, it's from a Democrat fascist nutjob.)



NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!

Please enjoy this exclusive video that shows how are president (lol) treats the constitution.


(Leftist discretion is advised!)



TOUGH TALKING

We take to the streets to see what real Americans think about illegal immigration and NSA spying.


(SPOILER ALERT: People are stupid.)



SIR SEAN ON OBAMACARE

He may be Scottish but at least he's not a democrat.

(Ok, he wants a sex change.)

TOUGH TALKING

We take to the streets to see what "we the people" have to say about the NSA.



(People are stupid!!!)


TALK'EN WALKEN

Chris Walken gets bored and calls the NSA.  

(This might be the biggest exclusive we've every had!)



TOUGH TALKING

We talk to CA residents to see what they think about the LA (nazi) plastic bag ban.


(This just might surprise you.)

SLICK WILLY SPEAKS

Bill Clinton makes a HUGE announcement exclusive for the TUA team.

(This guys cracks us up!!!)

BILL HATES HILLARY

Tell us something we didn't know already Bill.

(We agree with him...)

MESSAGE FROM BILL

We got this voice message from Bill while he was in Mexico.



(Yes, he was banging hookers.)

TEA PARTY TERROR


What this shocking video of the Tea Party terrorism.


(Yeah, they're actually pretty nice people.)

TOUGH TALKING


We ask people if Alex Jones will make a good attorney general and tell them it's Obama's idea.


(They love it!)

WE'RE FURIOUS
and it's funny as hell

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