PART-TIME GOVERNMENT BLOW JOBS Now that the republicans are in power we figured we could finally get incredibly easy high paying government jobs... We were wrong!
(Damn us for being honest and hard working!!!)
MIDTERM ERECTIONS AWARDS
Please join us as we give dick awards to the biggest dicks in DC!!!
(We knew there was something funny we could use from the elections...)
MASK OF THE RED VIRUS
After barely surviving Obamaland, Mr. Snyder and The Monty return to the studio for on last stand!!!
(Of course they invited celebrities with drug problems...)
This Halloween join the TUA crew as they fight to survive in a world filled with Obama zombies.
(Based on actual events.)
Join Mr. Snyder as he fights the power and tells the truth about the Ebola outbreak.
(Guess what??? We're shit out of luck...)
This song will win no awards... It's horrible, but its also very true!
(Ok, it might have a chance at a Latin Grammy...)
PINK SLIP POSTCARD Come on you cheap bastard!
Spend ONE DOLLAR to tell the lucky politician of your choice to stop taking your money, but for a change...GET YOU SOME BACK!!!
(Enough was enough a longtime ago!)
ARE WE STUPID? The answer is yes! Mr. Snyder will explain... (He's bald and he's a bastard... It's perfect!!!)
AMERICAN MEMORY Scandal after scandal, American doesn't seem to remember...Or care???
(Could the lap-dog media be partially to blame? Yep!!!)
FOLEY TRAGEDYWhy, in 2 YEARS, wasn't the man in this picture able to save James Foley?
(Answer: He didn't want to!)
FERGUSON RACE WAR
In the newest episode of The Ticket with The Man The Myth The Legend The Monty he takes on the mess in Ferguson and the danger of midgets wearing steel toed boots!
(Which one is more dangerous???)