TOUGHEN UP AMERICA

WHERE LIBERTY AND COMEDY MEET

IMMIGRATION TRUTH

Make your opinion an educated one! Check out the newest episode of The Ticket and learn the history of immigration in our great country.
(Or just go back to sleep...)
WAY TO GO JOE
Ok... We hear you! We also still think Joe "Blow" Biden is an idiot, but at least he doesn't hate America like his boss.
(Damn it! Credit where credit is due...)
OBAMA
VACATION SONG


This song will win no awards... It's horrible, but its also very true!
(Ok, it might have a chance at a Latin Grammy...)
PINK SLIP POSTCARD

Come on you cheap bastard!
Spend ONE DOLLAR to tell the lucky politician of your choice to stop taking your money, but for a change...GET YOU SOME BACK!!!

(Enough was enough a longtime ago!)
ARE WE STUPID?

The answer is yes! Mr. Snyder will explain...
(He's bald and he's a bastard... It's perfect!!!)
AMERICAN MEMORY
 Scandal after scandal, American doesn't seem to remember...Or care???
(Could the lap-dog media be partially to blame? Yep!!!)
FOLEY TRAGEDYWhy, in 2 YEARS, wasn't the man in this picture able to save James Foley?
(Answer: He didn't want to!)
FERGUSON RACE WAR  

In the newest episode of The Ticket with The Man The Myth The Legend The Monty he takes on the mess in Ferguson and the danger of midgets wearing steel toed boots!
(Which one is more dangerous???)
AMERICA:
IMAGINE THE WORLD WITHOUT HER


Enjoy our heartfelt review of this new American classic.
(SPOILER ALERT: This film has no twist at the end like other M. Night Shyamalan movies.)
DR. GINA GETS TOUGH

The Toughen Up America crew joins the lovely Dr. Gina Loudon and discusses the tyranny of political correctness.

(IF the NSA wasn't watching us before, they are now.)

CELEBRITY GUEST HOST TRYOUTS!

They tried, but they're not quite ready yet!

GAY MARRIAGE

Gay marriage, as it turns out, sucks as much as normal marriage.



(Be careful what you ask for...)


If you suffer from the mental illness known as "Liberalism" there is hope.   

(Al Sharpton has no hope...)


DRIVE BY EMAIL

This email was so bad we had to share it with you.
 


(Yeah, it's from a Democrat fascist nutjob.)



NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!

Please enjoy this exclusive video that shows how are president (lol) treats the constitution.


(Leftist discretion is advised!)



TOUGH TALKING

We take to the streets to see what real Americans think about illegal immigration and NSA spying.


(SPOILER ALERT: People are stupid.)



SIR SEAN ON OBAMACARE

He may be Scottish but at least he's not a democrat.

(Ok, he wants a sex change.)

TOUGH TALKING

We take to the streets to see what "we the people" have to say about the NSA.



(People are stupid!!!)


TALK'EN WALKEN

Chris Walken gets bored and calls the NSA.  

(This might be the biggest exclusive we've every had!)



TOUGH TALKING

We talk to CA residents to see what they think about the LA (nazi) plastic bag ban.


(This just might surprise you.)

SLICK WILLY SPEAKS

Bill Clinton makes a HUGE announcement exclusive for the TUA team.

(This guys cracks us up!!!)

BILL HATES HILLARY

Tell us something we didn't know already Bill.

(We agree with him...)

MESSAGE FROM BILL

We got this voice message from Bill while he was in Mexico.



(Yes, he was banging hookers.)

TEA PARTY TERROR


What this shocking video of the Tea Party terrorism.


(Yeah, they're actually pretty nice people.)

TOUGH TALKING


We ask people if Alex Jones will make a good attorney general and tell them it's Obama's idea.


(They love it!)

WE'RE FURIOUS
and it's funny as hell

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