Toughen Up America
TOUGHEN UP AMERICA
WHERE LIBERTY AND COMEDY MEET
The TUA crew is back again! This time they shed a little light on the stupid people...EVERYWHERE!!!
(Unfortunately, these people vote.)
Gay people are finding out that marriage isn't all they thought it would be.
A boy gets suspended from school for pointing his finger like a gun.
(This is a good example of why this website exists.)
The New York Times blames Piers Morgan's departure from CNN on American's inability to deal with a British accent.
(It has nothing to do with his anti-Second Amendment position.)
GENERATION SUCK ASS
What went wrong with America?
(Mr. Snyder and The Monty blame The Baby Boomers in this week's podcast!)
Bret Easton-Ellis mocks the Millennial generation and defines them as "Generation Wuss."
(We salute Mr. Easton-Ellis. We have sent him a male prostitute for speaking the truth.)
LEFTY MENTAL ILLNESS
If you or someone you know suffers from the mental illness known as "Liberalism" this message may help.
(Stupid is stupid does...)
WEAK LIST UPDATE
Bill "The Racist Vagina" Hanstock shares his "Certificate of Toughness" with his Nazi Twitter followers.
(Bill probably still lives with Mommy in her basement. Cue: Psycho music...)
Christopher Walken talks about NSA sying.
(He's very lonely.)
60 YEARS OLD
Christie Brinkley looks like this at age 60!
(Yes. We'd still bang her.)
SIR SEAN SAYS
Sir Sean Connery explains why Obamacare is bad for planet Earth.
(A shit throwing monkey could have seen this coming!!!
Meet Eddie Moore Jr. Mr Moore hates "Crackers" and the U.S. Constitution. He also complains about the "Certificate of Weakness" that we mailed him.
(Eddie has a big plan. It involves Big Government, FEMA Camps and Reparations.)
TEA PARTY HARDY
Liberal Professor Wolfgang Cable visits an "incredible racist" Tea Party rally.
(We agree with nothing this guy says.)
Eric Holder wants criminals to vote and to vote often.
(Eric wants prisoners to vote because he is soon going to be one...)
GLOBAL WARMING BULLSHIT
Penn & Teller tackle the global warming hoax.
(If you believe in global warming, maybe The Boogeyman can sell you some snake oil.)
No! We're not talking about that new sexual position you tried last night. Its a video about of Dictator President's radical behavior!!!
(This is actual footage taken from the rose garden...)
A school's "Straight A Student Event" offended student's who didn't get straight A's.
(If you or your kid was offended by this, then please seek psychiatric help.)
ALEX JONES ON THE SUPREME COURT?
The Tough Talk Crew hits the streets to see what America thinks about Obama nominating Alex Jones for Supreme Court justice.
(This really didn't happen, but we wish it did.)
Berkeley students must tweet about the propaganda of "Islamaphobia" in order to pass a course.
(Would any of the feminists at Berkeley ever attack Islam for how they treat women? Would any of the gays at Berkeley ever attack Islam for how they treat gays? NOPE. #Hypocrisy)
Bill Clinton really really really hates his wife.
(He also gets Hillary to do her famous ping pong ball trick...)
Jon "The Cuntsman" Huntsman's slut and skank daughter, Abby Huntsman called herself a whore on live TV.
(The good news is no one was watching because msnbc has zero ratings.)
VERY SCARY AMERICA
Freddy, Jason, Dracula, Frankenstein... They don't have anything on the ghouls in D.C.
(Join us with special guests Tom Cruise, Miley Cyrus, Mel Gibson, Christian Bale and many many many more!!!)
In an effort to understand the crazy nutjob Muslim Fundamentalists the TUA Crew converts to Islam.
(Our "Bacon of The Month" club membership did not go over well.)
A VERY TOUGH COMMERCIAL
We proudly present a list of reasons to visit our website.
(Like you needed a reason.)
DRIVE BY EMAIL
This video is a dramatic reading of an actual Liberal hate email sent to TUA.
(We consider it to be a Liberal Love Poem.)
The NSA has been spying on us and the TUA Crew hits the streets to see what you think.
(SPOILER ALERT: People are f**king stupid!!!)
TOUGHEN UP AMERICA'S
"People Are Stupid"
"Generation Suck Ass"
"Far Right Rick Forever"
"Very Scary America"
"The Racist Bunch"
"Fantasy Team 2013"
"TUA Goes Gay"
"The American Mess"
"Far Right Rick Rises"
"Far Right Rick Return"
"Far Right Rick"
"Wussies & Terrorists"
"Bend Over America"
"A Very Tough X-mas"
"Night before Obama"
"The Fiscal Cliff"
"Chris Hayes Kiss It"
"State of Delusion"
"Break Time Obama"
"2012 Fantasy Team"
and it's funny as hell